Liquid Death
Did you know that giving your baby a more metal name will increase their chances of success in life? Well, that may or not be true, but regardless, the fine folks at Liquid Death will give your baby an 18 year supply of their water if you give it a name from its Killer Baby Namer. That's enough water to last them through puberty!
People be talkin
“Making hydration cool”
— The Hustle
“sets up your unborn child for success”
— AdAge
“Raises Hell with the 'Killer Baby Namer'”